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</description><title>GetAFuckingLife.com</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @getafuckinglife)</generator><link>http://getafuckinglife.com/</link><item><title>Bush daughter ‘glad’ Obama health care passed « - Blogs from CNN.com</title><description>&lt;a href="http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2010/06/14/bush-daughter-glad-obama-health-care-passed/?fbid=BBt7SWz2hgf"&gt;Bush daughter ‘glad’ Obama health care passed « - Blogs from CNN.com&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;I always thought the brunette daughter was the smarter one… (not to mention hot)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://getafuckinglife.com/post/702552488</link><guid>http://getafuckinglife.com/post/702552488</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 18:48:36 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3cu22W2u61qat8c1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://getafuckinglife.com/post/654334190</link><guid>http://getafuckinglife.com/post/654334190</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 16:22:49 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Think Progress » ExxonMobil paid no federal income tax in 2009.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://thinkprogress.org/2010/04/06/exxon-tax/"&gt;Think Progress » ExxonMobil paid no federal income tax in 2009.&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Egads!  This is not good.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://thinkprogress.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/exxon-mobil.jpg" alt="exxon-mobil" title="exxon-mobil" class="alignright size-full wp-image-90308" height="161" width="200"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://getafuckinglife.com/post/501102362</link><guid>http://getafuckinglife.com/post/501102362</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 12:44:14 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>HELL NO YOU CAN’T!!
No You Can’t (Featuring John...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RpOUctySD68&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RpOUctySD68&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;HELL NO YOU CAN’T!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpOUctySD68&amp;feature=player_embedded" target="_blank"&gt;No You Can’t (Featuring John Boehner)&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/joshstanley2" target="_blank"&gt;joshstanley2&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://getafuckinglife.com/post/476023036</link><guid>http://getafuckinglife.com/post/476023036</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 21:45:40 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Is Tim Tebow's Birth Story Even True?</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.alternet.org/story/145495/battle_over_superbowl_abortion_ad_rages_on%3A_is_tim_tebow%27s_birth_story_even_true?page=entire"&gt;Is Tim Tebow's Birth Story Even True?&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;I thought it was awful convenient when I heard it the first time, this makes me doubt it even more.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://getafuckinglife.com/post/438536454</link><guid>http://getafuckinglife.com/post/438536454</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:58:10 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Video</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="358"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FBULLSHIT_STORY_ARTICLE_3_5_10.jpg&amp;videoid=101180&amp;title=Breaking%20News%3A%20Some%20Bullshit%20Happening%20Somewhere" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="358" flashvars="image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FBULLSHIT_STORY_ARTICLE_3_5_10.jpg&amp;videoid=101180&amp;title=Breaking%20News%3A%20Some%20Bullshit%20Happening%20Somewhere"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://getafuckinglife.com/post/437172639</link><guid>http://getafuckinglife.com/post/437172639</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 12:06:11 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>"Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you will not have to listen..."</title><description>“Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you will not have to listen to his incessant whining about how hungry he is.”</description><link>http://getafuckinglife.com/post/405228444</link><guid>http://getafuckinglife.com/post/405228444</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 12:07:24 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Charlie Brooker - How To Report The News (via...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YtGSXMuWMR4&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YtGSXMuWMR4&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtGSXMuWMR4" target="_blank"&gt;Charlie Brooker - How To Report The News&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/PrivateCustard" target="_blank"&gt;PrivateCustard&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s funny because it’s true…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://getafuckinglife.com/post/364672088</link><guid>http://getafuckinglife.com/post/364672088</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:25:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>It’s a little old, but this slap chop rap almost makes all...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UWRyj5cHIQA&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UWRyj5cHIQA&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;It’s a little old, but this slap chop rap almost makes all the other autotune abuses worth it….&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This remix became so popular they even started to use it for their commercials.  &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbH5gAh0qPQ"&gt;But they replaced some of that extra footage with a chick in pink pants and a guy in a rabbit suit dancing&lt;/a&gt;.  Strange times, indeed!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CztvSpKdCeY"&gt;Also see the Shamwow remix…&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://getafuckinglife.com/post/338764621</link><guid>http://getafuckinglife.com/post/338764621</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 01:31:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Think Progress » UK Iraq War Inquiry: Blair Was Told Iraq War Was Illegal, Decided On War In 2002</title><description>&lt;a href="http://thinkprogress.org/2009/11/29/iraq-war-inquiry-blair/"&gt;Think Progress » UK Iraq War Inquiry: Blair Was Told Iraq War Was Illegal, Decided On War In 2002&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;I usually stay away from politics for the most part.  If you take any side, you are probably siding with other liars and crooks.  That’s not to say you shouldn’t have a view about political issues.  I have my own beliefs but I will never “mold” them because of what some political party tells me they should be.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That being said…  The number of issues I disagreed with the Bush Administration on, and the missteps they made, the only true unforgivable sin in my eyes was taking our focus away from Bin Laden and wasting time, money, troops, lives, etc on this farce in Iraq.  I also will never understand why a supposed progressive such as Blair would so staunchly support the Bush administration.  Was it just sympathy over 9/11?  Maybe we needed some tough love, Mr. Blair.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://getafuckinglife.com/post/262761487</link><guid>http://getafuckinglife.com/post/262761487</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 18:55:38 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>They worked together and got the job done!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktogrx7Kmi1qat8c1o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;They worked together and got the job done!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://getafuckinglife.com/post/257170677</link><guid>http://getafuckinglife.com/post/257170677</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:31:09 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Sometimes it's just not worth the trouble</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I’m giving up on importing the old entries back into this one.  First of all Tumblr has an api for reading and writing.  I used this to read (export) the content to XML.  However the write method isn’t as easy.  Yes, I could write something, but then getting the Disqus comments converted as well is another task.  And really I just don’t think it’s worth the effort.  I’m just going to start from scratch, or maybe I’ll manually enter some of the better entries from the past.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://getafuckinglife.com/post/256638230</link><guid>http://getafuckinglife.com/post/256638230</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:45:26 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktmxpv62vG1qat8c1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://getafuckinglife.com/post/256105044</link><guid>http://getafuckinglife.com/post/256105044</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:41:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Everything is gone...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;When creating my tumblr account I made the mistake of using a not so personal site as the default site and it cannot be modified.  So I have fixed this, but I had to create a new blog.  I backed up my tumblr content, but still have to restore it.  I have the API but writing a script to do it will be annoying.  I will get around to it eventually.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://getafuckinglife.com/post/254743655</link><guid>http://getafuckinglife.com/post/254743655</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:47:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Snakes escape on Qantas flight</title><description>&lt;a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8001644.stm"&gt;Snakes escape on Qantas flight&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;That’s right… SNAKES ON A MOTHER FUCKIN PLANE!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thanks to Ian for alerting me to this emergency.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://getafuckinglife.com/post/256652370</link><guid>http://getafuckinglife.com/post/256652370</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 13:42:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.htm"&gt;ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Vince Shlomi (The ShamWow and ChopShot Guy) was arrested last month for beating the shit out of hooker.  You followin’ me camera guy?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://getafuckinglife.com/post/256650174</link><guid>http://getafuckinglife.com/post/256650174</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 18:02:57 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>The crazy Sham-Wow guy is back for some more action!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktnk8h0lin1qat8c1o1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://slapchop.com" target="_blank"&gt;The crazy Sham-Wow guy is back for some more action!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://getafuckinglife.com/post/256640873</link><guid>http://getafuckinglife.com/post/256640873</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 22:49:04 -0600</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
